Make Your Guy a million times better in bed

Everyone’s been there: You marry this nice charming guy, you’re totally into him, then, later,a month, a week, an hour you find yourself in bed with him. The music’s right, the passion is great, but something’s wrong. Very wrong. 

His technique is, let’s just say, lacking, and as he’s doing that annoying thing with his tongue,hand and leg. How did he get this far knowing so little? Why didn’t anyone tell him how bad that feels?

The only way to have a truly satisfying sex life is to let your guy know what does -- and doesn't -- turn you on. And, despite your fear of hurting his feelings, most men appreciate in-the-sack advice because knowing they're getting you off gets them off, too.
You can also teach him how to please you by using body language. For instance, If you want more pressure on your pelvis, push your pelvis toward his mouth or nudge his head in closer; for less pressure, move slightly away from him or gently push his head back a little bit. There a re More ways to direct him depending on the issue:



Issue No. 1: He won't go there.

Look: If your guy thinks your downtown area is just for one thing, that's a prob­lem. If you have to ask him every time, that is a problem. Have a glass of wine for courage, and ask what the deal is. Depending on his answer, you'll need either another glass of wine or these tips.

Issue No. 2: He fumbles.

Most men do know that there are some key spots to stimulate, but many aren't totally sure how to locate those spots in the moment (or with a new partner). If your guy is a bit lost, speak up and give him directions—with a few "mmm"s and a "yes!" or two for good behavior. (You don't want to sound like a sexual GPS: "Left! Right! Recalculating....") If you're worrying about his male ego, don't. Most guys have no problem with some guidance in this department.

Issue No. 3: He's not using his hands.

Without taking anything away from mouths and other parts, hands are a sexual tool that every vagenius needs, and this applies to both oral and pene­trative sex. Gently guide his to where you'd like them to be, and be enthusias­tic when they get there.

Issue No. 4: He needs to vary his technique.

If he's got only one move, it'll get old no matter how good it feels. Try making sug­ gestions in the form of questions, such as, "I wonder how it would feel if you moved your tongue/finger in a circle?" or as compliments: "I liked the part where you did that." Now you've got a vagenius on your hands (and other places).


Issue No 5 & 6:  He is a Bad Kisser/  Smooching skills are terrible

Bad kissers are everywhere, sometimes even in our own relationships. The balance between teaching your partner how to kiss without offending is a precarious one, but certain rules make it easier.

Whisper something like, "It would excite me so much to have you kiss me softly." And make sure you let him know how good it feels when he does follow your puckering pointers. It shouldn't take him long to figure out what kinds of mouth moves turn you on, and hopefully he'll learn to appreciate the art of the erotic kiss too.

Enjoy!

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ChildNotBride protest

Social media platform, twitter, is presently agog with the #ChildNotBride protest – a movement rebuking the Nigerian senators for approving the underage marriage bill.
Joining the movement, Peter okoye of Psquare, lashed out on all the senators that voted for such on his timeline with this tweet;
@peterPsquare: With all the problems we are facing in Nigeria… some mofos are talking child marriage. #Assholes

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“Yes, it is true…pray for me” Funke Akindele finally confirms marriage crash

“Yes, it is true…pray for me” Funke Akindele finally confirms marriage crash

 

Star actress Funke Akindele has confirmed the end of her one year marriage via a press statement, the star actress has further removed her estranged husband’s name, Oloyede, from all her social media accounts.
An official statement from Funke Akindele’s publicist reads thus:

Dear Friends,
On behalf of our client, star actress, Funke Akindele, we want to formally inform you that after due consultation and consideration, she’s now separated from Mr. Kehinde Oloyede as his wife. She hereby urges her fans and all concerned to pray and wish her the best as she moves on in her career. Kindly note that this is the first and only  official statement from Funke Akindele on the matter and will be glad if her wish is respected.  Thank you.
Sinccerely yours,
Ayo Ola- Muhammed,
Principal Consultant
NEECEE  Entertainment.

Also, in an interview with Stella Dimoko Korkus, the actress said:

First of all let me clarify that I have not replied any SMS or spoken to anyone on this development before now and neither have I threatened to sue anyone. I do not know who sent out that SMS denying that my marriage is over. That was what necessitated me sending out a press release so as not to confuse the public, especially my fans whom I’m so passionate about.

Yes my marriage has crashed. Let the people who are laughing at me continue laughing.  My job afterall is to make people laugh. Let those who are without sins or mistake cast the first stone. Let them continue judging me. God is the overall judge. He is the one I look up to.

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Weed photos: Tonto Dike risks 15-year jail term as NDLEA promises investigation

Weed photos: Tonto Dike risks 15-year jail term as NDLEA promises investigation

Controversial actress and aspiring musician, Tonto Dike may have gotten herself into trouble for posting photos of hemps on the social media, as she may be forced to answer some questions regarding the unlawful act.

This is as the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, on Friday said it would investigate the act.

Dikeh had on Thursday threw caution to the wind, posting a photograph of a wrapped weed and another which showed ‘Happy birthday POKO’ also formed with weed. She also added an inscription, “Mi smoke ganja, mi smoke weed, while my hatez smoke ma gossip.”
But NDLEA spokesman, Mitchell Ofoyeju, speaking with the PUNCH, said the matter had been referred to the appropriate Department of the Agency and would be probed.

“Our attention has been drawn to the post quite frankly and I can tell you that action will be taken on it. The law is clear and NDLEA has been very clear on the issue. No one is permitted to sell, use, cultivate or encourage the use of Indian hemp in Nigeria. The weed is one of the banned narcotics in the country, Ofoyeju said.

“NDLEA Act Section 14 (b) states that any person who conspires with, aids, abets, counsels, attempts to commit or is an accessory to any act or offence referred to in this act shall be guilty of an offence under this act and liable on conviction to be sentenced to imprisonment for a term not less than 15 years and not exceeding 25 years.

“Investigation has not started as of now, but definitely, a step has to be taken on the matter. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse; so, it is obvious that the actress stands the risk of 15 years jail term. The appropriate Department is meeting on the issue for necessary action.”

The controversial diva, who shot to fame through her roles in Nollywood, is known for her several indecent acts, as well as love for drugs and alcohol.

The Future Awards in 2012 named her Actress of the Year.


 

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“Give the girl-child pen, not a penis” – Nigerians kick against underage marriage law

Nigerians are not happy. They are furious, enraged and mad at those representing them at the upper chamber of the nation’s sacred shrine. Ask an average indigene and he tells you ‘my eyes are very red, all in protest against underage marriage.

The senate had passed a resolution to alter Section 29 (a) of the proposed constitutional amendment, which states that a Nigerian girl can only qualify for marriage when she is at least 18 years old, but Senator Ahmad Sani (Zamfara West) objected to the provision which inserts a minimum age for girls before getting married, on the grounds that it contradicts Islamic law.

The Senate President, David Mark, then called for a new round of votes and after the second round of the votes, throwing out the earlier provision.

The resolution was made during a vote on recommendations of the Senate Committee on the Review of the Nigerian Constitution.

Since the law became active, protests have spread like wildfire across the 36 states of the federation, including the FCT, Abuja. Nigerians in the Diaspora are not left out of this campaign, which they termed ‘wicked and cruel.” They want the law reversed with immediate effect.
According to them, a girl should be in the ‘classroom’ not in the ‘labour room.’

The protests spread from the streets to the Internet, particularly on blogs, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Rancorous tweets and venomous Facebook posts are being thrown at the leaders, so strong-worded that, as a matter of fact, they seem to be the Nigerian problems at the moment.

Courses such as ”with all the problems we are facing in Nigeria… some mofos are talking child marriage. #Assholes” to “Please save our children, preserve our future. This evil must stop” have been meted on the lawmakers . Nigerians continue to vent their anger over the obnoxious law, as they continue to use different platforms to attack the Senate.

DailyPost sampled the position of Nigerians over the new enacted law and brings you their verdicts raw and uncut.

Alh. Atiku Abubakar, Fomer Vice president said; “As a father, I’ve never given out my daughters in marriage before university graduation. It’s a personal decision,” he went further to tweet, “I had earlier stated my personal choices on the child marriage issue. I have always supported our women and children.” The former Vice President then went ahead to take on the Senate voting controversy directly, by tweeting thus, “For avoidance of doubt, I do not support any constitutional provision which creates ambiguities about the age consent” and concluded by writing that “I strongly support strengthening the constitution to protect all citizens from abuse; men, women, girls and boys”

Abiola Akiyode-Afolabi, National Coordinator, Gender and Constitution Reform Network, GECORN said “We ask, is the Senate saying that a 13-year-old girl has the mental capacity to renounce her citizenship? Thus, we argue that Senator Ahmed Yerima, basing his argument solely on child marriage is treacherous and a deliberate attempt to misrepresent the intention of the 1999 constitution.

Sam Adeyemi, Founder, Daystar Christian Centre said, “If Islam permits something that the rest of the country & many parts of the world feel is detestable, then it’s a serious issue #ChildNotBride. There are people who ingeniously play the card of ethnicity or religion to keep Nigeria from moving forward. #ChildNotBride”

“Such misrepresentation is in our own view, what the Senate originally wanted to avoid by the (Senate Committee on the Constitution Reform’s report) proposal and its initial votes for the deletion of S 29 4(b).”

Senator Bukola Saraki, former Kwara State governor said “What I can tell you is that one of the uppermost principles which I uphold as a Senator is the well-being and protection of children irrespective of their religious background or their social status. The girl child especially needs protection under our law, therefore any bill or legal provision which is aimed at promoting the rights of any child, the well-being of children generally, the prohibition of practices that inhibits the girl-child and her potentials and the elimination of all forms of discrimination against any child will continue to receive my unflinching support”

Nasir El-Rufai, former minister of Nigeria’s capital city, Abuja said “We need your support. Please comment on #ChildNotBride”…criminals from time use religion to cloak perversion…”
Omoni Oboli, Nollywood actress said “Sitting alongside a 13yr old girl, if I’m gonna say a word to her, its gonna be focus on your education not ejaculations #ChildNotBride

Erelu Bisi Fayemi, wife of the Ekiti State governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi said
“I am very disappointed that distinguished senators could reverse the vote that would have outlawed underage marriage. I want to charge the women to rise up and reject the action by pressing for the criminalization of early marriage in Nigeria,” .

Amaka Onwukwe, pharmacist said “This is slavery to the women folk. The different women organization should rise up to this challenge and fight this inhumane act. Nigeria, being a secular state should not be turned into a field where different unimaginable things are planted, watered and allowed to grow to maturity”

Peter Okoye (P Square) singer said “With all the problems we are facing in Nigeria… some mofos are talking child marriage. #Assholes

Nonso Diobi, Nollywood actor siad “A Female Child should be taken to the Classroom not Labour room .. #ChildNotBride”

Ajibola Adebayo (Holy Mallam), comedian said “You should be giving her panadol, not Postinor #ChildNotBride”

ALIBABA AKPOROBOME, comedian even people whose tl revel in porno pix & tweet all sorts of vulgarity have suddenly found their voices with this #childnotbride. We thank God”

Nick_Clayy said “I shudder to think I wouldn’t be who I am today if some perv had convinced my parents to marry me off before I turned 18!!!”

Sally Bonn said “If u claim dey are doing it 4 selfish reasons let their conscience judge bt I dnt see hw campaigning against #ChildNotBride is selfish”

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Hollywood’s Highest-Paid Actor

It’s Official: Robert Downey Jr. is Hollywood’s Highest-Paid Actor
Iron Man? More like 'gold man'

How much green does it take to be the highest-paid actor in Hollywood? This year, that magic number is $75 million—and the man who brought home the big bucks (accrued between June 2012 and June 2013) was … Robert Downey Jr. The Iron Man actor topped this year’s Forbes list of the highest paid actors.

Though Forbes points out that Downey had a long history of failure in the years before he went superhero, his franchises (Iron Man and The Avengers) are proven box-office winners — and the actor’s bank accounts show it. The list looks only at estimated earnings, unlike the magazine’s other rankings; their power list, for example, takes into consideration factors like social-media visibility.

Here are the rest of this year’s top ten:

Channing Tatum ($60 million), Hugh Jackman ($55 million), Mark Wahlberg ($52 million), Dwayne Johnson ($46 million), Leonardo DiCaprio ($39 million), Adam Sandler ($37 million), Tom Cruise ($35 million), Denzel Washington ($33 million) and Liam Neeson ($32 million).

Worth noting: another result of this list looking at earnings alone is that fortunes can change rapidly. Though he still squeezed out a top-ten spot, thanks to Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise was last year’s leading earner with—you guessed it—$75 million coming in between May 2011 and May 2012.

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Cheaters Cheat... end of story.

Cheaters Cheat... end of story.

When your man cheats, it feels like your entire universe crumbles around you. Most women dealing with a cheating husband or boyfriend start thinking of ways to fix the situation. We wonder what we've done to drive him to the arms of another woman. We struggle to think of ways to bring him back.

STOP!

Cheaters cheat. That's it. Cheating is not about boredome or dissatisfaction. Cheating is the result of a characterological flaw that allows men or women to rationalize cheating and breaking vows. Affairs are not normal, healthy reactions to uncommon relationship struggles. Rather, they are unhealthy reactions to the trials and tribulations common to most relationships from time to time.

Don't torture or embarrass yourself making the same mistakes millions of women make when they know their man is cheating. Save your self-respect, dignity, and time by cutting your losses and freeing yourself for a better relationship with a more functional man.

Mistake #1 -- The Investigation

When women suspect their man is cheating, the first mistake they make is launching a fact finding mission. Spying, calling around, interrigating their partners, women invest their energy in a senseless hunt to prove what is already obvious: the relationship is seriously broken.

You don't need proof that your man is cheating to know that something isn't working between the two of you. Whether he's actually cheating or you're just seriously paranoid, evidence isn't required to know something has to change. Driving yourself mad trying to catch him in the act of cheating won't deliver the peace of mind you are looking for. It will only make you look and feel crazy. 

Mistake #2 -- Blaming the Other Woman

Yeah, she's got to be pure evil to steal another woman's man, but that's really not the point. She's not the one who committed to you, who promised to to be true to you, and then cheated on you. Even more importantly, if it wasn't her it would be someone else.

People cheat because they are cheaters. When a man cheats it's not because he was innocently seduced by another woman's wicked charms. It's not because she offered something you didn't. It's not because she's better than you. Cheaters cheat. They don't need temptation to have an affair.

Let go of your anger towards the other woman. It's misguided. Focus instead on the fact that the partner you were in a relationship with violated his commitment to monogomy. If it wasn't her, he'd have found someone else. Even if she leaves the picture, there are millions of women in the world for him to cheat with.


Mistake #3 -- Changing to Keep Him

First of all, if your man is cheating, the last thing you want is to keep him around. Cheating is a pattern of behavior that won't stop no matter how many promises he makes or how many changes you make to keep his attention. If he has cheated on you, it's time to move on. Cheaters cheat... and cheat... and cheat.

Second, you didn't drive him to cheat. If your man is cheating, it's not a reflection of your worth, but an indication that he is incapable of handling the responsibility of maintaining a relationship. He is lacking mature adult coping skills. The problem is his, NOT YOURS.

Because you didn't cause your man to cheat, you can't stop it either. There is nothing you can change in yourself to make a cheater be loyal. Stop thinking that if you were thinner, prettier, wilder in bed, or more exciting he would be faithful. If your man is cheating, he's not thinking about you one way or another.

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